40 degrees out and I’m about to venture out to the store.
Hi I’m Doc and welcome to Jackass.
where do i apply to become a goddess
you can’t apply for a job you already have
smooth as fuck
One of the reasons I love my littler brother is because he’s so easy to buy gifts for.
All he wants is a new pair of headphones and soda.
He’s the greatest.
"anime is for kids"
"anime isn’t cool"
"you’re a weeaboo if you watch anime"
"only girls watch anime"
ANIME IS GOOD, WHOLESOME FUN FOR EVERYONE
having curly hair is like playing a really
scary guessing game where you don’t know what it’s going to do until it does it and the only way to fix it is to take another shower
if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day
and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets
and i will whisper quietly
“they called me cute”
let me check your temperature [puts hand on your forehead] hm. hmm. ah. yes. just as i expected. you’re totally cute